Remake News from the year 2036: - The AV Maniacs

Matt A · 08-03-2006, 05:33 PM

June 8, 2036 - Snuffrographia.flp/news/remake//Halloween.spxxtt%

Digi-snuff rocker/director Skullner Stravinsky is planning to re-sample Rob Zombie's horror classic, HALLOWEEN.

"I really wanted to go back to the true roots of the series and sort of ignore the sequels that came after Zombie's first remake - with the exception of HALLOWEEN III - THE SHAPE vs. CAPT. SPAULDING because we are going to have dv-samples of Sid Haig, Jr. in our vid."

The vid, which will take place in 1978, will be written by Juliiz Tarkan, creator of the hit MTV4 program KILLZERTOOTH, the stunt/snuff/hologram/dance competition.

"Our vid will be comprised mainly of dv-sampled footage from Zombie's film, mixed with ZCG-P programming. There will be three levels of play, and 4 separate sound-scapes. We're also using hand-drawn filtering effects for the opening credits which will require special rear-channel brain-chips to be purchased from Radio Shack."

The film will also mark the return of actor Sean Preston Spears in his first role since his crionic-facial surgery, a new process that will allow him to play all 5 main characters.

The vid begins production tomorrow, and Green-line cube and retro-VHS versions of the unrated director's cut should be available for cranial-download next Friday, June 14.

Vincent Pereira · 08-03-2006, 10:59 PM

Awesome, I can't wait!

Any word on Sfabrizio D. Larenza's remake of Zack Snyder's DAWN OF THE DEAD 2: SUNRISE? I hear they're going the 96 FPS/3-D route with that one, with multiple endings to be decided by the individual viewer via their LCD head sets. Although that could just be a rumor at this point...

Vincent

mark t · 08-03-2006, 11:16 PM

You guys have too much time!

08-03-2006, 05:33 PM	#1
Matt A Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 20,779	Remake News from the year 2036: June 8, 2036 - Snuffrographia.flp/news/remake//Halloween.spxxtt% Digi-snuff rocker/director Skullner Stravinsky is planning to re-sample Rob Zombie's horror classic, HALLOWEEN. "I really wanted to go back to the true roots of the series and sort of ignore the sequels that came after Zombie's first remake - with the exception of HALLOWEEN III - THE SHAPE vs. CAPT. SPAULDING because we are going to have dv-samples of Sid Haig, Jr. in our vid." The vid, which will take place in 1978, will be written by Juliiz Tarkan, creator of the hit MTV4 program KILLZERTOOTH, the stunt/snuff/hologram/dance competition. "Our vid will be comprised mainly of dv-sampled footage from Zombie's film, mixed with ZCG-P programming. There will be three levels of play, and 4 separate sound-scapes. We're also using hand-drawn filtering effects for the opening credits which will require special rear-channel brain-chips to be purchased from Radio Shack." The film will also mark the return of actor Sean Preston Spears in his first role since his crionic-facial surgery, a new process that will allow him to play all 5 main characters. The vid begins production tomorrow, and Green-line cube and retro-VHS versions of the unrated director's cut should be available for cranial-download next Friday, June 14.

08-03-2006, 10:59 PM	#2
Vincent Pereira Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,590	Re: Remake News from the year 2036: Awesome, I can't wait! Any word on Sfabrizio D. Larenza's remake of Zack Snyder's DAWN OF THE DEAD 2: SUNRISE? I hear they're going the 96 FPS/3-D route with that one, with multiple endings to be decided by the individual viewer via their LCD head sets. Although that could just be a rumor at this point... Vincent

08-03-2006, 11:16 PM	#3
mark t Anus Moderatus Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Cambridge, Ontario CANADA Posts: 13,712	Re: Remake News from the year 2036: You guys have too much time!

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